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I was lonelier than Kunta Ki nte at a Merle Haggard concert
That night I strolled on i nt o Uncle Limpy's Hump Palace looki n' fo r love.
It had been a while.
I n fact, three hundred a nd sixty-five had come a nd went
si nce that midnight run hauli n' hog t o Shakey Town on I-10.
I had picked up thi s hitchhiker that was sweati n' gallons
through a pair of Dai sy Duke cut-offs a nd one of those Fruit Of The Loom tank-t ops.
Well, that night I lost myself t o ruby red lips,
milky white ski n a nd baby blue eyes.
Name was Russell.

Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Well I fi nd it's quite a thrill
When she gri nds me agai nst her will
Yes a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'

Well, faster than you can say, "shallow grave",
thi s pretty little thi ng come up t o me a nd starts kneadi n' my balls
l ike hard-boiled eggs i n a tube sock.
Said her name was Bambi a nd I said, "Well that's a coi ncidence darli n',
‘cause I was just thi nki n' about ski nni n' you l ike a deer."
Well she smiled, had about as much teeth as a Jack-O-Lantern,
a nd I went on t o tell her how I would wear her face l ike a mask
as I do my little kooky dance.
A nd then she t old me t o shush.
I guess she could sense my desperation.
‘Course, it's hard t o hide a hard-on when you're dressed l ike Mi nnie Pearl.

Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Well I fi nd it's quite a thrill
When she gri nds me agai nst her will
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'

So, Bambi's goi n' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even thi s one I have where Jesus Chri st
i s jackhammeri ng Mickey Mouse i n the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth t o somethi ng
resembli ng a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty mi nutes a nd thirty dollars later
I am parki n' the beef bus i n tuna t own i f you know what I mean.
Got t o nail her back at her trailer.
Heh. That rhymes.
I have t o admit it was even mo re of a turn-on
when I found out she was doi n' me t o buy baby fo rmula.

Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Well I fi nd it's quite a thrill
When she gri nds me agai nst her will
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'

Day o r so had passed when I popped the clutch,
gave the tranny a spi n a nd slid on i nt o
The Sti nky Pi nky Gulp N' Guzzle Big Rig Snooze-A-St op.
There I was browsi n' through the latest i ssue of "Throb",
when I saw Bambi stari n' at me from the back of a milk cart on.
Well, my heart just dropped.
So, I decided t o do what any good Chri stian would.
You can n ot imagi ne how di fficult it i s t o hold a half gallon of moo juice
a nd poli sh the one-eyed gopher when your doi n' seventy-five
i n an eighteen-wheeler.
I never thought mi ssi ng children could be so sexy.
Did I say that out loud?

Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'
Well I fi nd it's quite a thrill
When she gri nds me agai nst her will
Yes, a lap dance i s so much better when the stripper i s cryi n'

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